Wednesday, June 6, 2007

You can bring the cuffs, if you would like to, if that's your style

Turns out that maybe the bus company wasn't really Nelly Furtado's. Also turns out that she might be suing me now--something about salamanders and lying about bells. Straight up, I have no idea about any this legal mumbo jumbo. That's why I've hired the best lawyers I could find (based solely on website name, of course): MoFo. They assured me they don't get paid till I get paid, or till they bust a cap in her ass.

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