Then ya dynasty ain't complete without a chief like me, Partner let me upgrade you

For those of you who read CHINAdaily, SAWF news and Zee News, you've probably heard the news about Jay-Z and me. Don't worry, nothing's official yet. While "me and Jay respect each other" (as I was quoted saying in that bastion of journalistic integrity, Stuff.co.nz--BTW, be sure to check out this fascinating piece on modelling), that level of respect is proportional to the size of the ring he buys me. I'll keep you posted.