'Cause you a bug a boo, a bug a boo

Nelly, you no-talent, wannabe-rapper hack. You're making all us hot hip-hop supastars look bad. Didn't anyone tell you that when you drop your album, you're supposed to become a clothing designer, music producer or actress? Not a bus driver. Fool.


I do like your style, though. Where can I get this dress? Call me--let's do lunch you crazy stupid bitch. And keep your dirty cooch away from Timbaland--he's one of us (you can have JT).