Baby boy you stay on my mind

My friend told me this weekend that you can buy anything on some website called Ebay. Well, that's great, cause I wanna buy this kid...

I figured he'd be fun to have around for parties or on the tour bus. When I get bored of dancing myself, I can just let him out of the box and watch him go. Can one you of you please show me where I can buy him? I'm willing to pay up to $250, though I'll need someone to do all the work since I don't buy stuff on the webernet.