Sunday, May 20, 2007

Larry Ellison is my new homeboy

Dude can burn through cash like a true gangsta. $200 million for a boat that loses races? I'm pouring out a bottle of my Donaghey for you L-train. Dad, I hope you're taking notes. Only $32 million? On blow and hookers? You embarrass me. Call me when you're ready to play with the big doggs. L-E, keep on playin' playa. I just took out $150 million from the ATM, put it in the back of my Rolls and had my 12th assistant drive into the side of Jay's private jet. Your move.

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