The best part of me, I gave you.

I don't trust the government, so I definitely don't trust the post office. When I need to send something in the mail, I usually just send my 6th assistant (aka Pony Express) with $10 and an autographed photo of me and tell her to get that s#&t done.

But now that they be raisin' they prices on stamps, I am worried I may have to give her more... I mean $41 for one letter? The socks at House of Dereon don't even cost that much.

On a side note, if you want your own B'stamps, please go here. Just tell them I sent you, they'll hook you up.