A little sweat ain't never hurt nobody...

Even though American Idol isn't technically about me, I decided to check it out last week and I realized it really IS about me! I had my assistant do some googling, and it looks like the favorite to win is Sanjaya Malakar.

I mean, come on... Be-yonc-e, San-ja-ya? This kid is all about interesting hair do's and big smiles, and I respect that. Plus, I read that she helped some girl lose weight just by her performances on American Idol! This is exactly what I look for in fans. If her fabulous singing weren't enough flattery-by-emulation, these photos below show how much she had dedicated to following in my footsteps. So, you go girl. Rock that Foxxy 'do and show 'em how we do.