I'm living in this world, I wanna make a change

There is a growing epidemic among children today and I can no longer stand by not doing anything. I'm talking about kids who pick stupid ass email addresses. Kids these days just don't get it. In another 2-3 years, no one will use social security numbers (or names really). It'll just be, "what up pimpthatho@aol.com?" Or, "you be blinging 5caratstud@mac.com." So seriously kids, what are you thinking:

• supermanrulez@hotmail.com? WTF?
  
• horsieluver@gmail.com? Seriously, how's that gonna sound in 10 years?
• john38267498@msn.com? Even your moms ain't gonna be emailing you, son.

This is why I've decided to open the BEYONCE INSTITUTE to TEACH CHILDREN HOW to e-MAIL (BITCHe). There, kids will learn the importance of choosing a pimpin' email address. There will also be staff there to teach children how to use T-mobile Sidekicks and Blackberries. To enroll, please visit our website: www.clownpenis.fart