Pick up the phone, come on

You have probably heard by now that I'm the new spokesperson for this Chinese company "Sam Song". I got a free cellie for doing it (even though I only use Vertu phones). Anyway, they gave me this phone and it can play all of my songs, which is totally dope cause that's all I listen to. But can someone explain to me how the hell the fit all my CDs into this tiny phone? I bet they got a shrinking ray from the Japanian people--they're crazy nerds like that.