Movies that I am not in

Shooter - Went to see this with the H.O.V.A. He said it was going to be about basketball. It wasn't. I have no idea what it was about. There were a lot of white people shooting each other and I'm totally opposed to violence. Unless it's like really cool gangsta violence. I give this an Airball!

TMNT - Now this was a real movie. I like to think of it as a thinking-man's Spiderman. The acting was bangin'. I've seen turtles at the zoo before and they ain't got nothing on these 4. I give this a Turtle Power