I'm not gonna compromise my Christianity

I was watching this re-run of Oprah and found out about these bad things happening in Africa. Apparently they don't have it as good as we do over here and I feel terrible about it, so I immediately had my manager send over 1,000 copies of my double platinum CD "B'Day" and 100 copies of my hilarious, but heartfelt comedy "The Fighting Temptations" on DVD. I hope I can set an example for other musician/actor/producer/media mogul/clothing designers to start giving as generously as I have.